| Snob Company Awards: Category One |

Award: Best Facial Hair in a Supporting Role

Nominee One: Charlton Heston's "So what if I look like a homeless man? I'm doing god's work" beard from 'The Ten Commandments'





Nothing says religion like unruley facial hair. What better way to garner legions of followers then looking like a homeless man.


Nominee Two: Dustin Hoffman's stunning ear-wax styled handlebar from 'Hook'



Not to take anything away from the story, we were all intrigued with a grown up Peter Pan. But the real star of this show was Captain James T. Hook's jet black face frock. Attended to by the pirate guru of style, Mr Smee, who used oddly squeaky ear wax to obtain the perfect handle angle. The Snobbies would also like to give honorable mention to the wig and eyebrows.

Nominee Three: Will Ferrel's "I'm more than likely standing outside your window right now' copstash from 'Anchor Man'



Stylin', cool, and with the perfect amount of arogance and creep, this one, my friends, is for the ages.

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Now, before we annonce the winner, we will give honerable mention to some facial hair that can't be ignored.


Ladies and Gentleman, Madonna's dauther Lourdes.



Those brows are as good as any mustache, and the soft tufts of her teen-stash are really coming in nicely.

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And the Snobbie goes to ....

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Chewbacca the Wookie
'Star Wars'

He's soft-spoken, generally mild mannered, an incrediable baseball player and hairy. The greatest of all Wookies pulls this one out by a light-year.

Well done, and congrats to all the nominees.

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Coming up after the break:

The "What Are You? Fucking Retarded?" Award for Stupidity

The "I'm Utterly Useless, Like Paris Hilton" Award for Lifetime Acheviement in being useless.

The Chuck Norris Award for being Chuck Norris

And a musical performance by The Sunshine Band (No KC)

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Oh, and Madonna, seriously, spring for some waxing. I fear your daughter's head may soon be consumed with her own hair.