| Conversations With an 8-ball, Volume One |

I thought it would be a mighty good idea to have a little Q and A time with the mightiest of all psychics, a Magic 8-ball that I found laying around.



Here are the results.

Q - Will I be successful in Florida?
A - Concentrate and ask again.

Q - Um. Okay. Will I be successful in Florida?
A - Cannot predict now.

Q - Why did you not say that the first time?
A - My reply is no.

Q - I'm already annoyed by you?
A - My sources say no.

Q - Argumentative little bastard. Am I going to be begging Kristine for my Old Nick job two weeks after leaving?
A - Concentrate, and ask again.

Q - Oh, no. I'm not doing that again. Try this, will the Blue Jays make the play-offs?
A - My sources say no.

Q - That sucks. Do I have a crush on somebody?
A - My reply is no.

Q - See, now I know you are lying. Because I do.
A - Reply Hazy, try again.

Q - Who are these 'sources', anyway?
A - Yes.

Q - That's not even a source.
A - Don't count on it.

Q - Psh. I'm not.
A - Reply hazy, try again.

Q - You already said that?
A - Outlook Good.

Q - Oh, see. Now you are testing my patience?
A - It is certain.

Q - How would you like it if I smashed you on the floor?
A - Most likely.

At this point in the procedings, I raised the 8-ball above my head and threatened it.

Q - I'll do it.
A- Outlook not so good.

Q- It's sure as hell not. For you.
A- Don't count on it.

Q- Oh, a tough guy, eh?
A - As I see it, yes.

Q - Fuck. Fine. I'm keeping you around. Plus, I'm scared of whatever bizarre liquid is inside of you. I'm positive whatever it is did not originate on this planet. Also, I may need you for comedic blog purposes later.
A - My reply is no.

Q - Are you saying I'm not funny?
A - Ask again later.

Q - You're right, I guess this blog is pretty new.
A - Reply hazy, try again.

talk soon

x's and o's.

-remy